fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
there was a REALLY hot electrician at work today
he found this dried up dead snake in the vent and gave it to me
im in love
he offered you a dead animal. In some religions out there, that’s a wedding proposal.