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classy as fuck!

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via caramel-candlelight)

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

(via raisedbythawolves)

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

(via wecorruptedourselves)

minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

(via hope-she-gives-you-herpes)

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

(via cult-wave)