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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via sexual-feelings)

mntrose:

The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you

(via sexual-feelings)

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

(via bvbyblush)

themariahcarey:

saintlukas:

saintlukas:

there was a REALLY hot electrician at work today

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he found this dried up dead snake in the vent and gave it to me

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im in love

he offered you a dead animal. In some religions out there, that’s a wedding proposal.

(via 19051995)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via indecisio-n)

hatin:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

(via caramel-candlelight)